Penalty Box: Sports Takes in 2-5 Minutes

Penalty Box: UFC Fighters v. Post-Fight Interviews

 Listen Time: 4:23

Todd Farnham and I discuss how reasonable it is to interview athletes who get hit in the face for a living, moments after a fight. Are correspondents to blame for their lazy lines of questioning? Or are hard-to-watch interviews necessary because the UFC lives and dies by its marketability?

Let’s see who’s in the penalty box this week.

(with Terry Dorsey and Todd Farnham)

 

Penalty Box: Sports Takes in 2-5 Minutes

Penalty Box: Kaep v. NFL

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Colin Kaepernick made headlines this week when he sat during the national anthem in order to call attention to racial inequity in the US. And a lot of people, anonymous NFL execs included,  don’t like what he did. Apparently, sitting in silence isn’t acceptable, so maybe we can find a better way to talk about race in the NFL.

Should we talk about what percentage of Owners are non-white, versus what percentage of Players are non-white?  Should we ask how there is an overwhelming majority of white QBs in a league predominantly comprised of men of color?

Nah, let’s skip all that.

In fact, let’s go outside the NFL. Let’s take a broader view and remember how the NBA recently dealt with the reality of racism, fatly and whitely embodied by Donald Sterling, former owner of the LA Clippers.

Sterling got caught on tape being the disgusting racist that everyone already knew he was, and soon after his hearings, was forced to sell the team. –Never mind the TAX free $2B that Sterling got from the sale; the important thing is that he was banned, for life, from the NBA by Commissioner Adam Silver.

But the way Adam Silver stood against Donald Sterling was unprecedented–and although I thought it was swift and perfect, any way you slice it, it was unconstitutional. Is there any other place in America, besides professional sports, where you can force someone out of business because they’re a flagrant racist?

No where. No fucking where. Because technically it’s not constitutional. And if we could put people out of business for being terrible racists, then I guarantee that US Congress, our current cesspool of presidential candidates and even Silicon Valley would look a whole lot different.

Direct from Adam Silver’s transcript, wherein he bans Sterling from the NBA:

“The views expressed by Mr. Sterling are deeply offensive and harmful. That they came from an NBA owner only heightens the damage and my personal outrage. Sentiments of this kind are contrary to the principles of inclusion and respect that form the foundation of our diverse, multicultural, and multiethnic league.”

Adam Silver: doing it right. And in reacting to what Kaepernick did, the NFL should have ripped a play straight out of the NBA playbook. With one stroke of effective cribbing from Silver’s notes, they might have said:

“The views expressed by Colin Kaepernick are completely understandable. That they came from an NFL player hopefully heightens the awareness of the reality of the situation…Sentiments of this kind are exactly what spark conversations relevant to the foundation of our diverse, multicultural and multiethnic league.”

If Goodell or the Yorks acknowledged the reality of the racial truth, the statistical truth that Kaep is talking about—then it might, and I’m saying might, change some minds. But you rightly may wonder: aside from staving off another season of bad PR, why should Goodell and the Yorks sit with Kaep?

Because it matters more when Big Money speaks. Because the Yorks travel all the time, and because they know what the rest of America looks like. Because they’ve seen the inequities and they know they’re blessed to be on the right side of them. Goodell and the Yorks should sit with Kaep because they don’t have to worry so quite much about money and careers; because they can act above the law that governs you and me, and because they are leaders in a league and a nation where the divisiveness of racism is still a defining characteristic.

Because they can say something, they should say something.

Roger Goodell or the Yorks could have easily issued a statement, and they could have literally ripped it from Adam Silver (a la Melania Trump). And if they had decided to sit with Kaep, they might not look and sound so much like modern-day slave owners.

IN THE PENALTY BOX:
Roger Goodell & 49ers Management and Ownership

GROSS MISCONDUCT PENALTY:
Not standing (or sitting) with Kaepernick on one of the most divisive issues that still defines America.

PENALTY SHOT RESULT:
Kaepernick gets the point for using his celebrity in a socially and politically valuable way, which is more than we can say for most.

Editor’s Note: Can’t help but think the Kaepernick news is being used to intentionally overshadow what we should really be focusing on as Niners Fans: how the Owners managed to skip 3 months of rent, then not only lowered their rent (!) after already having somehow shifted the burden of the stadiums financing  onto the shoulders of the Santa Clara County Taxpayers and 49er Fans.
Shit. On second thought, forget that. Because money and race relations? Those things can’t possibly be related in the NFL.

And This is Your Brain on NFL. Any Questions?

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Polluted, Diluted History of Denial

The National Football League’s piss poor handling of the ongoing concussion/CTE* discussion is starting to make my brain hurt.

Yesterday, we added another chapter to the polluted and diluted history of the NFL’s reaction to the men’s health epidemic that football helped create; because yesterday, the NFL revoked its $30M pledge to the National Institute on Health (NIH),** the independent group who was supposed to study and track the brain disease causally linked to playing football. ***

The NFL’s historic denial of the relationship between football and the degenerative brain disease called CTE spans more than 20 years, as documented in “League of Denial,” (PBS/FrontLine, 2013) and ended only as recently as March of this year when Jeff Miller (NFL Sr. VP for Health and Safety), spoke to the US House of Representatives and said, “There is a link between football and degenerative brain diseases like CTE…certainly, yes.”

Now here’s what you haven’t heard on ESPN or from Alan Schwarz in the New York Times. In a small, uncannily-timed periodical released this spring (around the same time Miller was hanging with the House of Reps), a qualified consensus of national clinicians and engineers, acting quite apart from the tangled interests of the NFL and NIH, published evidence proving what the NFL has, for decades, denied: that concussion management and the incidence of CTE has become a serious fucking problem. 

Small Publication, Big Facts

The Bridge,” is a quarterly periodical published by engineers who belong to the National Academy of Engineering (NAE). Probably about about .0003% of people in America receive and read this publication because the demographic of humans “linking engineering and society” (the rag’s self-stated mission) does not reach far and wide. These are the people who create solutions around renewable energy, who manage nuclear waste, reform education, and manufacture biointegrated electronics.

So, look: the geeks shut up about nuclear and petro-chemical technologies in this new issue. The nerds nixed their interest in nanotechnologies. They even shelved big data for a second–in order to release an entire issue about concussions.  To dedicate an entire quarterly journal to this problem says (as loudly as a group of engineers can, anyway) that the national discussion we have avoided for so long, thanks to Roger Goodell and the billionaire owners, is not only critically important but long overdue.

NFL’s History of Denying Science Gets Expensive 

Every time they denied the relationship between football and this brain disease, the NFL owners and Roger Goodell reminded me of those Congress members who vote for war, but whose children will never enlist; they reminded me of those religious fanatics who say global warming isn’t real. They reminded me of every history textbook edited to ignore slavery or the Haulocost, and every science book that mentions God.

We’ve known for a long time that the NFL operates above the legal and financial structures that apply to you and me; but curating a consistent history, one which denies science–now that is a whole different level of power and ignorance. The NFL’s choosing to be ignorant for so long caused the current legal quagmire of CTE-related lawsuits which now involve roughly 5000 players.

“These goddamn lawsuits are beginning to eat into the revenue! And revenue is king!” cry the owners.

If that’s true, why wouldn’t the NFL save itself millions of dollars in CTE-related lawsuits by doing something, anything, preemptively about the brain disease? With its resources and wealth, the NFL could very reasonably create a health or research institution so well managed, so well-funded and so comprehensive that it might teach the Veteran’s Administration a thing or two. They could create an iron-clad disclosure contract about CTE; current lawsuits might be mitigated by applying proper medical care. The right things to do seem so obvious. Unless the NFL did something yet worse then denying science all these years, why is it so hard to do the right thing?

The fact that NFL owners have not mobilized around the CTE issue only seems to highlight the wealth and resources they horde, and suggests something insidiously worse: that they do not give two fucks about the players or their families once they have expired as viable commodities.

Brain Damage Won’t Change Our Love for the Game: Funny, True, or Both?

There is no question that the NFL markets violence, and there is no question that violence is what we love about the game. There is no question that the violence of the game can result in brain damage, and yet! The possibility of getting this brain disease seems to make no difference to the kids that have football in their hearts; they’re still going to play. The possibility of getting CTE makes no difference to the guys getting drafted when the lure of million dollar contracts looms before them. It makes no difference to the generations of football fans who spend their hard-earned dollars on a shirt with another person’s name on it. Fans will still buy merch and overpriced beers and they will still pay for impossible-to-get tickets. It makes no difference to anyone, except the families of the men who watch their husbands and dads slowly lose their minds, their mobility, their lives.

This is Your Brain; And This is Your Brain on NFL. Any Questions?

I reiterate: There is no question the NFL markets violence and that violence is what we love about the game. But how bad does it have to get? CTE is not an isolated problem within the NFL. Look at the NHL: Bob Probert, Rick Rypien, Wade Belak, The Boogeyman. What happened there? What about everybody that won’t even get diagnosed because the current technology  can only detect the disease after these guys are dead?

When I see the trajectory of someone like Johnny Manzieldespite what we know about his background–I do wonder if his brain is scrambled from football, or if he just suffers from what we call affluenza. If there was any evidence that Manziel’s problems were clinical rather than just social, how would fans and the media treat him differently?  Would we treat him differently? Or would we be just as overt as the owners, trained to determine the exact moment a commodity is no longer viable?

I’m afraid we already are.

* Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a degenerative disease of the brain—found most often in soldiers and athletes or anyone with a history of repetitive head trauma—caused by concussions, regardless of whether those concussions demonstrate symptoms.
**Remember that the NIH is the very same institution who received Junior Seau’s brain back in 2012 for study. After Seau’s death, the NFL (as the story goes according to the PBS/FrontLine documentary, “League of Denial“) used Seau’s son as a pawn to cockblock (or in this case, “to crackback”) not only the doctor who discovered the first case of CTE in”Iron Mike” Webster (Dr. Bennet Omalu), but also the doctor who had already diagnosed 45 cases of CTS from NFLers (Dr. Ann C McKee). So Seau’s brain went to the NIH, whose 5 doctors all concluded that, yes, Seau did have CTE. Now, today, the NFL revokes the funds dogeared to study the disease through that same institution.
***Note: Hours (if not minutes) within receipt of this news, ESPN and the NYT report that Bubba Smith was diagnosed with CTE. He died back in 2011, but for some reason, the news posted today.

Tough Guy Traded by Traitors

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You need to listen to this John Scott interview that Jim Rome did. “Who is John Scott?” you ask. (And if you did ask, then you definitely need to listen to this interview.) John Scott is an ice hockey player who recently got traded down, despite having been named the MVP of the NHL All-Star game this past January.

Now, hold on: I’m about to make you care. Because this isn’t just about some athlete getting demoted; this is a human interest story wrapped up in a 270-pound piece of Canadian bacon. It’s about how hockey enforcers have left the endangered species list, and are headed toward extinction.

Yep, death.

John Scott is an enforcer, a professional tough guy. He’s a fighter, a goon. He’s the old-school type of rough-and-ready that the NHL has long been known for, and his fans love him. But the NHL’s apparent recent phasing-out of enforcers–not to mention capricious handling of the league’s discipline overall–has led to reports that the NHL’s “Department of Player safety has been brutally inconsistent.” (This headline, duly noted, is from the sports news outlet which now has fat girls in swimsuits on its cover. So, inconsistency…it’s a thing.)

But here’s what the NHL is not talking about; here’s an idea for another sports special that ESPN won’t ever make:

Enforcers like John Scott are disappearing from the NHL–and from this planet–faster than the ice caps. Back in 2010, Bob Probert drops dead after taking 8 Oxy Contin per day at the time of his death. The following summer, Rick Rypien kills himself. Two weeks after that, Wade Belak hangs himself. Somewhere in there, the Boogeyman overdoses on painkillers and alcohol. The common denominator  between these guys is that they’re all hockey players known as enforcers, just like John Scott.

Why should you care? Because it’s a men’s health issue that speaks loudly to the pitfalls of being a modern athlete. And because the NHL, especially regarding its enforcers, is acting like a bag of dicks, reminding us of the unnecessary assholery of billionaires and bad bosses. Team owners and league higher-ups need to know that the fans are watching, and that we want better for our athletes.

Who the hell is looking out for these men, if not the leagues that buy and sell them? Philanthropy wives can only do so much. I mean, really.

 

 

 

 

How to Get Your Dream Job

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(On meeting Jim Rome and Kyle Brandt on Media Row, February 2016)

5:15 am

Wake up a little drunk. Realize that the hair should not have been washed last night without a blow-dry. Smoke a joint and drink 3/4 cup of coffee.

6:20 am

Get into car and onto gridlocked freeway. Notice that gas gauge says 10 miles until empty. Drive 15.7 miles.

6:55 am

People looking at each other in traffic. They think I am a responsible adult driving an expensive, responsible adult car. Little do they know I am about to run out of gas, which would block lane 2. Also, I might still be a little drunk. And I am definitely high.

6:57 am

Get fuel. And coffee. Same thing.

7:39 am

Decide to listen to the “Jam” station. All songs run 8-12 minutes: an enchanting duration due to ambling tablature, but not helpful in ignoring how much of life is being wasted in the expensive adult car in order to pay for the expensive adult car.

Everything feels like it will never end.

Driving Aggression level: character Ari in “Entourage.”

8:49 am

Survey downtown SF: 4th and Mission: No shortage of assholes eating imported artisan toast.

8:50 am-12:03 pm

Inside waiting. Make best attempts at seeming busy/important/like I am paying attention, without actually having to engage with anyone.

12:03 pm

Wipe hands vigorously on pants to remove hours of air-conditioned sweat and skin cells from palms. Leave curiously shaped oil stain on inside thigh of slacks.

12:04 pm

Meet the host and producer of the radio show that you would like to emulate in brand, style and longevity. Shake hands. Fail to mention the one thing you actually went there to say, because both are actually more handsome in real life.

6:56pm

Suffer excitement about another successful day, tomorrow.  Have a drink.

The Machine vs. The Movement

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A term used at the Iowa caucuses on Monday was “the machine versus the movement.” But this term might better apply to two other candidates this weekend: Peyton Manning and Cam Newton. The machine versus the movement, respectively.

Manning’s familial legacy, endurance, and his mechanics all suggest machine. Newton’s sheer athleticism, his youth and beauty (not to mention his personal evolution) suggest movement. There is an historical and cultural relevance of having these quarterbacks in this year’s Super Bowl.

Manning is 39, and about to retire. Newton, 26, is just getting started rewriting what it means to be a quarterback. And if Newton wins this weekend, you could argue that this is only the beginning of his reshaping history–NFL history and Black history.

In press conferences this week, Newton has said he wants to be an inspiration for many people regardless of their skin color, that he doesn’t want to be talked about as just a black quarterback, suggesting that race is not an issue. But saying that race is not an issue in this country is about as accurate as a shot fired by a worm with a machine gun.

(4 Days ago) The Philadelphia Tribune publishes a UN report about the human rights abuses so flagrant in US history, and suggests “real commitment to reparations and to truth and reconciliation for people of African descent.” (Last Year) Adam Silver bans Donald Sterling from the NBA for life. (Summer 2013) “Black Lives Matter,” movement takes hold.

And so  on.

I understand Cam doesn’t want to talk about it through that lens. But does that mean that we can’t?

Ed. Note to Katie Siegel: Cam looked way more like a ski instructor than a thug. Shame on you.

No-Fire Rule Could Benefit Niners

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Looking at the Panthers, it’s easy to say that Cam Newton is one of the most exceptional things about that organization. Another exceptional thing about the Panthers, though, is the no-fire rule.

The Niners, clearly, do not have that rule. The Niners have a CEO with more sacks in the last few years than the entire team.

After Chip Kelly was announced as San Francisco’s head coach, the SF Chronicle reported with the headline, “Chip Kelly now holds the power with 49ers.” Although if you read the actual newspaper, and had to flip through the pages to finish the article, you’d locate it by the revised headline (in much smaller font) which read, “Kelly has some power.”

But does he have staying power? Because those are different things. Right, Jed?

Successful players often talk about the life-changing importance of the relationships they develop, especially with coaches. And players—even if they become free agents like Anquan Boldin has recently—might want to stay where they’ve built relationships.

Some sports analysts effectively argue that contiguity is what really helps mold a great QB.  And the Niners don’t have that.